I'm 13 years old.

Today I'm showing my apartment to people in a last minute, move bitches in hustle.

Do you know how exhausting it is pretending to be so shocked at how messy my living room is?

"Oh my god! I'm eternally sorry I just got home, I forgot to clean! yikes! oh golly!"

My mind is laughing at the scene.


Welcome to Mess Lyfe 101: I live with two dudes, it's a struggle sometimes, sit down and shhh.

Now if you will excuse me, in between appointments I must consume as much Orange is the New Black as possible. Technically I probably should do a spot of cleaning, but honestly it would ruin this great thing we have going and I would hate to do that to my 1pm Appointment. I'm doing it for her!

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