Splish Splash

If anybody needs me I'll be over here having a moment.

In other news, still on a one woman struggle bus exhausted by my entire life. If anybody knows any fairy god mothers that are available to come and listen to my problems, tell me I'm amazing and turn my life around with the swish of her wand, that would be perfect. Until then, I'll be in the tub watching the Kardashians.

Quickie catch-up

Too busy glowing, no time to blog.

• The other night I kissed a lovely boy. Turns out he knows a boy I used to kiss a lot last year (I awkwardly texted said boy to verify this fact)....I think this is a sign this city is officially too small and I should leave and never come back

• I ate way too many Veggie straws this afternoon.....ugh

• Somedays I want to move home to Australia but then I remember they don't have Netflix there and I laugh at myself for being so ridiculous

• I lose my phone about 232 times a week. I'm almost 99% sure I drunkenly hide it to avoid embarrassing myself with drunken texts. This morning it showed up in a shoe at my friends place....pesky little bugger.

• I'm writing this from a restaurant on my phone due to the fact that I find it very hard to blog on the weekends and I don't want my mother to think I died.

Still alive homie!