A Smatter of Saturday Thoughts.

• When you are walking two or three deep on a sidewalk and others are walking in an alternate direction, why oh why are we not immediately going single file? I would quite literally dive into a bush in an effort to not inconvenience a random stranger for some reason, and it makes me genuinely a little sad when people just have no consideration to do the same. 

• I don't have too many regrets and for that I'm incredibly happy but man oh man the fact I didn't capitalise on binging on Broadway shows more when I lived in New York? Huge regret. At one point I literally worked in Midtown, I had cash to splash, have been a musical lover since nappies and yet? I saw one or two a year? Flop!

• I respect people who are loyal to their brand and do you know who is the most loyal to his bits? My little brother. Made evident by the 9000 selfies I have clogging up my phone.

• Do you know what is a severely underrated snack? Pringles. From the age of 0-31 I ate probably like....10 singular Pringles max. In the last year? I'm definitely hitting triple figures. Texture? Superb. Flavour? Chefs kiss. Packaging? Cute and convenient. Once you pop you truly can.not.stop.

• Maturing if making sure you house is tucked in before going to bed. Past Jordan was a morning resetter. The throw blanket strewn across the couch? Folded in the morning. Dishwasher? Meh I'll empty it when I wake up. That bitch is dead. For a truly restful nights sleep my house now needs to be clean and tidy prior to shut eye. Trust me...waking up to order? Game changing!  

• Legally Blonde is truly an inspiring masterpiece. I have definitely said this on this blog before but I do not even care. I'll show you valuable Elle Woods can be before Watch Me Shine kicks in sits right next to Let's Go Girls! in the phrases that get a gal fucking going hall of fame.

• I really hope Oscar Piastri wins the 2025 Drivers Championship. 

• I'm a big fan of making soup. Forget sourdough this is my mid-life power hobby.

• I stand by the fact that B'Day is the best Beyonce Album.

• Remember Bud Light Strawberitas? Are they still a thing? Nothing would transport me back to 2013 quicker than a Stawberita!