Live from a bathtub near you...it's Friday Night!
Things I planned to do this evening:
- Walk my Dog
- Go out to Dinner
- I dunno....stand up?
Things I actually did this evening:
- Splished
- Splashed
- Listened to Bags by Clairo on repeat whilst I floated around my bathtub drinking a premixed boxed Margarita straight from the cask like a god damn hooligan.
I've been Jordy McAboutToRipMyOrgansOut and this has been our Friday night newscast.
Catch-yas.
