Do you know how exhausting it is pretending to be so shocked at how messy my living room is?
"Oh my god! I'm eternally sorry I just got home, I forgot to clean! yikes! oh golly!"
My mind is laughing at the scene.
Suckers.
Welcome to Mess Lyfe 101: I live with two dudes, it's a struggle sometimes, sit down and shhh.
Now if you will excuse me, in between appointments I must consume as much Orange is the New Black as possible. Technically I probably should do a spot of cleaning, but honestly it would ruin this great thing we have going and I would hate to do that to my 1pm Appointment. I'm doing it for her!
