Last Friday I drank so much wine at dinner I fell off the sidewalk, launched my phone into the cobblestones and grazed my knees. A drunk dude dove to my rescue, yanking me up and dusting me off and then I proceeded to walk home barefoot, heels in hand.
I woke up the next day a lil hungover with some seriously sore kneecaps.
Cut to this Friday. I sat on my couch eating popcorn smothered in nutritional yeast, cried watching The Holiday (when Arthur walks in to the auditorium of people clapping for him, it takes me out! My mum had the audacity to say last week she didn't like his story line, so anyway she is cancelled), listened to a showtunes playlist in a bubble bath and was tucked in bed by 9pm.
Por Que No Los Dos!
-That little cutie in the Old El Paso commercials, and also me...two seconds ago.
Speaking of showtunes, my current showtune of the month is Waving Through a Window. It's having a resurgence in my heart and I would like to make a personal apology to Suddenly Seymour.
Speaking of, for the umpteenth year in a row my Spotify wrapped said jeez girl you listen to a lot of musicals, you lil Broadway baby....also you may be very confused and should probably go to therapy.
1. Billie Eilish- Good Girls Go to Hell
2. Hit 'Em Up- Tupac
3. Blowin in the Wind- Sam Cooke
5.That Wasn't Me- Brandi Carlile
and strangely no number 4....how odd...very weird......definitely wasn't Come So Far From Hairspray...anyway moving on
