It's raining,which as previously mentioned is my favourite weather and because of this I should be happy as a clam. But, I'm wearing inappropriate footwear (whaaaat? How unlike me!) and I'm exceptionally hung over. This is leaving me with little patience and if one more tourist smacks me unknowingly with their umbrella, I will ram mine so far down their esophagus they....I can't think of anything humorous, I'm too mad. So pick your own ending....but it will be gruesome!
