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Is it too cliche to complain about winter?

Because I am really at my breaking point with winter.

I'm ready to regain feeling in my extremities, and the perpetual hot mess in me is extremely ready for the sidewalks to be something other than giant slabs of ice for me to bust face on. I could continue for days, nitpicking ever minor detail of winter I dislike....but I'll save you the time...to be fair, winter isn't my only concern.

Weather in New York is the worst.

Sure, those few short weeks of fall and spring are quite lovely...but for 87% of the year, the weather is quite awful. Too hot and crowded or too cold and well....hellish.

You can't win them all it seems, New York has many wonderful things but alas, weather will never be one of them.

My dad constantly tells me that when all you can talk about is the weather you have a problem, it's the default small talk so with that in mind I must quickly segue away.

I'm way too interesting to be talking about the weather...

I bought a coloring book the other day...

Don't judge me! I've been dealing with a lot of indoor snow storm time....aaaaand we are back on the weather.

Ok fine, the word "interesting" is relative.

Haters.

4 am ramblings of a borderline crazy person...

                                          

• Isn't it bizarre that one half of the year is cold and the other hot? Now I grew up in Western Australia, where the summers were hotter than all hell and the dead of winter was (according to wikipedia) an average of 55 degrees which is actually down right balmy. But ignore that and focus on the initial problem...half of the year it is hot...half of the year it is cold....I can't even go into further details because  thinking about that just makes my mind drift off into some black hole of obscurity....the world is weird....what else is weird you ask? The fact that we lay motionless for a few hours every day in order to recharge like some janky iphone....WE LITERALLY DIE FOR A FEW HOURS EACH DAY....That shit cray. 

• "When I picture you getting ready in the morning I picture you blasting Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit and just getting pumped to not take anybody's bullshit." So accurate.

• I have decided I really want to be one of those badass 80 year olds who bungee jumps naked and does marathons and swims with sharks...but I realize to be one of those people in my 80's I should first be one of those people in my 20's...and I'm really lazy....and I'm afraid of everything....so maybe no.

• My mum recently downloaded some weird app where you watercolor your pictures and now she insists on sending me weird watercolors of my own cracked out face looking like the joker....Thanks mum.

• I met the love of my life in the Apple store the other day. He was literally everything I look for in a human being and then we went out and got a drink and I realized that everything I look for in a human is so very skewed and I should probably just reevaluate my life. Still cute though Mason!

• My boss really likes to make sure I'm staying humble...always...at all times...

• My friend sent me this the other morning....I have never related to one single photo more in my entire life....

It's hard out here for a pimp.