I am Australian. This is where I am from originally buuuuut I did spend half my life in the US so sometimes my language gets little confused in some places i.e. rubbish bin isn't a thing to me anymore...that's a trash can. For the most part though, I definitely tend to be more classically Australian. My accent has come back to me since I've moved home but there are two words I can not vibe with these Aussies on.
1. Pistachio. Mate. It's Pis-tash-ee-o....If one more Australian hits me with a Pis-tah-shee-o like they are the god damn queen of England I'm gonna bop them on the head.
and now for the more topical one...
2. Maroon. Do you see those double O's? Moo it out my brothers, what in the hell is Ma-rone?
Long Story Short, it's State of Origin tonight and truly thank god it's game three as there is very little I can force myself to care about less. Like yeah yeah, Go Maroons but make it speedy because I'm over it.
Current Life Updates:
- I'm still annoyed that my brunch on Saturday had raw spinach instead of cooked, who wants Eggs Benny in a bowl of raw ass spinach? I've been thinking about it for days.
- My Dad and I accidentally bought matching jackets. He bought his to wear on his Harley and I bought mine to stunt on these hoes.
- I had a dirty dream about Noel Gallagher the other night, was honestly kind of ot of this world. Who knew.
- I track all my dog walks in an effort to make sure Normie hits 100k's per month for no reason other than I decided we must and the poor boy, I was on the phone the other afternoon walking in circles around some trees whilst he probably planned how he was going to gnaw himself free to get away from me.
- My period is 6 days late and my Flo app is giving me grief about it, chill out mam she will get here when she gets here!
- I left my Air Pod case in an Uber today and got so annoyed I waited maybe 30 mins after reporting them before express ordering new ones to my door in frustration.
That's about all.
Life has been truly riveting.
G2G.
