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Saturday, November 26, 2022

Do you know my absolute favourite way to spend time is reading books in pools?

Catch me lathering up my sunscreen, grabbing a water bottle and a stack of books and I'll see you in 5 hours.


Now I do want to highlight, I didn't say by the pool. Who wants to be sitting there sweating through a story? Not I. My books are in the splash zone. I do not believe in the idea of not creasing the spine by any stretch of the imagination. If my books don't have wavey, water logged pages and scuffed bases it is a god damn miracle. I am a pro, deep lunge in the shallow end, precariously balancing a hard back out in front of me. I have perfected resting a book on the side, scrapping it lovingly against the bricks as I frog kick away because I'm a multi tasker baby.

I work from home and when it was cooler out I used to walk my little baby angle pup on my lunch break...


Unfortunately (for him) now that we are deeeeep into November it's far too hot at 12pm for a walk so instead I wake up in the morning and put my bathing suit on in preparation, and when lunch time hits I set a 25 minute timer on my phone, grab a book and sprint to the pool.

It's top notch, would recommend!

Books I've read in the pool within the last 2 weeks-
  • A Dog called Harry by Jill Baker 
  • Eat a Peach by David Chang
  • Psychedelics by Aldous Huxley
  • I'm Glad my Mum Died by Jennette McCurdy
Another lame hobby?

Podcasts and puzzling. 

Remember how I used to have stories about scaling fire escapes in heels and throwing parties in strangers houses? That girl is dead!

The other day I told Dan he had to lower his volume and could only sit with me if he wanted to puzzle in peace and quiet whilst we listened to my favourite Gilmore Girls podcast. He elected to work instead....I'm so fun that work is now the preferred past time. 



I feel like all my posts recently are about how much slower my life is now and honestly, I'm not mad about it. In my early 20's I lived in the hustle and bustle of NYC where 40 miles an hour felt like a dead stop. In my mid 20's I lived in Hermosa Beach, still technically Los Angeles yet calmer, nights out ended earlier and getting home from dinner and drinks involved a walk along the beach surrounded by locals taking their Labradoodles on a late night stroll. In my late 20's I now live in suburban Brisbane. I never go out to dinner more than twice a week (3 times at an extreme push!) I spend almost every Sunday night drinking wine and eating roasts with my family who I used to never see more than say once every 4 years or so and my days are spent walking my dog, at picnics with friends..... or as if you missed the whole first portion of this post....reading in my pool. 

It's called adaptation kids, if a situation doesn't serve you anymore, pack up and leave.

Don't be too scared to throw yourself into the chaos and forgo sleep for a few years of crazy, but there is no harm in packing up while the party is still in full swing and Irish goodbye-ing straight out of there! 

Skip town, skip the state, skip the continent, do whatever you want. Ain't no harm in giving up something that used to bring you joy but now drains your energy, Marie Kondo that shit straight outta your life.











Peaceful Easy Feeling

Friday, November 11, 2022





 This morning I cried twice.

Once at the finale of Desperate Housewives and once when Kevin Magnussen took pole position in Brazil.

That my friends, is called multi-faceted!

It's been a while, but I'm here for my 6 month life update.

Life is mostly the same. I was supposed to be on my way to the US right now for the first time in 3 years but alas, I'm currently at home, making a breakfast burrito and getting ready to redo my garden whilst my scruffy, dirt encrusted adventure pup is going to do everything in his power to stop me taking his precious long grass away. Well step aside honey because Mumma bought a lawn mower and she's ready to go! 

To be honest, post mow I will probably burn the back of my neck yanking weeds out in the hot November sun, before getting fed up around 2pm. This will give me enough time for a quick AC snooze, an episode of the Crown in the bathtub, a quick Norman walk, a dinner date at sAme sAme rounded off with a cocktail or two. Tomorrow I will wake up and go and meet my friends for a picnic and a catch up, before ending the day at my families place for famiy dinner and most importantly, my body weight in ham.

That's life kids. She's giving calm and serene and this is why I know I am going to peak in my 30's.

Catch me in my garden, growing things and walking my dog not a worry in the world (except for the extortionate airfare costs at the moment....those can go!)

Catch me sneaking in a little intermission shut eye


Catch me the happiest little clam in the car on the way home to bed at 10pm on Saturday


Catch me inviting my friends over at 4pm so we can get jolly in sweatpants, I can roll upstairs early to bed and wake up to left over red frogs as a clean up snack.



I think you get the point by now. We don't run anymore, we cruise. I never left that lockdown haze of breadmaking and puzzles, I moved right in and made myself at home. 

Now I have got to go I'm burning my burrito because some things don't change!