Many things in life are a given: Every day the sun will rise in the east, rum and ginger beer will always be the ultimate duo, an offering of burritos should always be accepted with a smile and it will always be absolutely impossible to keep a pack of drunk girls out of a photo booth.
Tune in next time for more words of wisdom from me...
I'm not sure what came over me, one minute I was binge watching Law and Order and the next minute I was scrolling through Reformation before my world went black. It felt like only a second and I'm not sure how it happened but suddenly I was awoken from my daze by my phone lighting up across the room, confirmation emails displayed across the screen as hundreds of dollars seeped out of my bank account....
I would like to start this post with a personal apology to all those people who are irritated with a humans inability to properly film with an iPhone. I am one of those humans. I have not mastered the art of turning my phone sideways to properly capture the random snippets of generally drunken life that I think deserve to be caught on film. I apologize.
And with that I present to you....a bunch of random clips I found in my video folder on my phone #Imaproblogger.
Fact #1: I'm quick to punch a bitch in the vergina.
Fact #2: I love chicken mcnuggets.
Fact #3: I love Alex.
Fact #4: I'm so accustomed to sibling abuse that I don't even challenge it anymore, just simply ask for some warning so I can put my food down first.
Fact #5: Getting sunburnt is a great form of weightloss because sometimes it causes you to shed 45 pounds of skin.
Fact #6: I have a very predominant chicken pox scar I mean look at that thing.
Fact #7: Equality! *Intro to Time of Your Life starts playing*
Fact #8: I'm in an abusive siblingship with my brother. Send Help.
Fact #9: I love Melanie because she shares my passion for listening to disney music when she thinks nobody is around.
Fact #10: It's important to stay humble and take time out of your day to thank the fans.
Fact #11: New Zealand sheep are cleaner than American sheep.
Fact #12: I can't fit a lot of cheese balls in my mouth.
Fact #13: Peace is everything.
Fact #14: I'm not listening when you speak because I'm too busy staring at my reflection.
